Exciting New Book Allows You To Imagine Sexing Michele Bachmann While Freezing To Death

Wonkette is scared of Trey Sager's Fires of Siberia. Wonkette writes, "Oh dear god make it stop. While we have often fantasized that Bachmann end up stranded in Siberia, those fantasies have never included her doing the sex with anyone, and especially not someone with the improbable name of Steadman Bass. “Steadman Bass” sounds like the made-up name of a sideman in a blues band, rather than the made-up name of someone who will make the beast with two backs with the most terrifying person we can imagine." Read the rest at Wonkette.